Satanists Have 'Vote Satan' Sign Stolen

From: Huffington Post 

Before you pledge allegiance to America's two-party duopoly, Luigi and Angie Bellaviste ask you to consider a vote for the Dark Lord.

Unfortunately for the Mountain View, Colo. couple, their "VOTE SATAN" sign was recently stolen from their porch. Nowthey tell CBS Denver that the theft constitutes a hate crime.

"I feel like we’re being treated unfairly because it’s not a so-called mainstream religion,” Luigi.

“I know of many people who have the Virgin Mary and tons of Jesus, 'I Love Jesus' [memorabilia], and what's the difference?” Angie added.

Instead of Virgin Mary statues, the Colorado twosome have faux spiders and skulls, an upside-down cross and mannequins dressed as witches and devils, according to The Denver Channel. Potato potahto, say the Bellaviste's.

Never one to be out-campaigned, Jesus has also attracted voters to his cause this election year.

Evangelist Bill Keller is asking Christians to write-in "Jesus" when they vote for President in November, according to the Christian Post.

The campaign has already gotten 120,000 people to pledge their votes, the God Discussion blog reports.

Your move, Satan.