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What people are saying
A real page turner! Josh Haney weaves 7 tantalizing tales that are so
believable that they leave you looking over your shoulder at the
slightest of sounds. A fun and spooky ride through the recesses of the
dark and all the terror that goes with it. It’s like spending a night
in the Twilight Zone. Josh speaks to the reader as if he were sitting
on the other side of the campfire while the flames dance across his
face. A Fun, Macabre and Refreshing read...-Marquis DeBlood, Horror
Horrifying stuff with tongue planted firmly in cheek. Josh Haney knows
how to scare you while still keeping things fun. I give it two bloody
stumps up! - Destro Von Doom, Gorehound Magazine
Josh Haney is one of the most refreshingly entertaining and mischievous
genre writers to hit the horror scene. A masterful storyteller. He will
bring a wry smile to the face of even the hardened genre fan -
essential reading. - Alan Simpson, sexgoremutants.co.uk
All the weirdness and macabre that made Lovecraft so beloved. - Allen Richards b-independent.com
From aliens to door to door salesmen, Josh Haney brings out a sense of
camaraderie that pulls you in and leaves you wanting to read every line
with anticipation. - Mark Engle, Cultcuts Magazine
Seven short stories of terror, including...
Meeting The Greys- What happens when two horror nerds are abducted by
aliens and have to become the saviors of this planet? Are they destined
to fail, or can they stop the impending invasion?
Dear Gabby- When a vampire writes in to the nations hottest advice
columnist, looking for answers to his life's problems, Gabby attempts
to help out in the only way she knows how.
The Legend Of Johnny Clubfoot- An outsider, a legend, and a night
locked alone in a cabin, cut off from everyone else in the camp.
Three Of A Kind- The poignant love story of two horror punks, who meet
the horror girl of their nightmares, and the happenings as they all
begin to learn more about each other.
Bright Lights- A man fed up with society decides to take matters into
his own hands, armed with nothing more than his favorite toy.
Midnight Stew- Eric and his wife work hard to make ends meet. But sometimes an act of love can come in strange ways.
Door To Door- Cathy's days are usually quite monotonous, but a visit from a door-to-door salesman may change all of that.
An introduction by DINAH CANCER, artwork by ERIC PIGORS, COREY BOO GRUESOME and more!!!!!Limited Edition of 500 copies!!!!!
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