Dead United - The Chainsaw Chronicles

Now i know i'm gonna get some asshole messaging me about how old this album is. Allow me to explain. I like doing reviews of older stuff or stuff that is new to me or that others may not have heard yet. I mean, do you REALLY need to read another review on the new Stellar Corpses or Calabrese albums? No. You already know what to expect from them. But if i review something not as popular but that i think kicks ass (and your homie Khaos would never stear you wrong), you might be more inclined to give it a listen. So with that being said, let's begin......
If you already know about Dead United, then you can stop reading this now. You already know how much they rock. If you DON'T know about Dead United, this is a great place to start, because this record is pretty much a collection of recorded stuff (not all, but some) from up to that point. Dead United play horror punk with just a twist of old skool pop punk and hardcore. The vocals are sung with intensity and verility and range (wich is kinda rare these days). And the tight musicianship is just icing on the cake. The choruses and hooks are catchier that crotch crickets. Think Michael Graves era Misfits with some stronger bass lines and you MIGHT be on the right track. Some of these songs I could actually see being played in a movie or on the radio ( if the radio still had awesome underground punk stations and shows like it did back in the day before any of you knew what a radio was). Standout tracks include Underworld Cats, Curse of the Mummy's Hand, Tomb of Dr. Terror, and We Are the Fiends. You know what? Fuck this review, I'm gonna go listen to it RIGHT now. Good nightmare to you all....