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Sugar Weasel
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- Las Vegas, NV
- United States
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Sugar Weasel commented on H-P | Books's blog post '2013 Horror-Punks.com Official Calenders'"That Mr. February is one good looking ghoul"
Sugar Weasel commented on Marquis DeBlood's blog post 'Boils of Horror-Punks.com 2013 Calender Now Taking Submissions!! Deadline November 1st'"Now your talking, hit me up and ill shoot you over some photos of yours ghouly"
Sugar Weasel commented on Marquis DeBlood's blog post 'Girls of Horror-Punks.com 2013 Calender ** NOW TAKING SUBMISSIONS ** DEADline November 1st'"I want to be in the damn calendar, I'm all man but Ill slap on a bikini and no one will know the difference."
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- My Website:
- http://www.sugarweasel.com
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- http://www.facebook.com/sugar.weasel
- Bio:
- It’s not every day you meet a clown gigolo. To my knowledge I’m the only one there is.
It’s a recession proof industry and business has been very good so I suspect there will be copycats. My clientele is extremely diverse and like most industries, the majority of my business comes from repeat customers and referrals. Whether they are recent divorcees, heavyset college girls or married women who like to fuck men in make-up who act mentally retarded, the one thing they have in common is coulrophillia. I am a white-faced clown, or more accurately, a white-bodied clown. I’m a 145 lbs of sexy, but, 5 pounds of that is penis. The question I am most often asked is how did I become a clown escort. The answer is simple. I was born into it.
My father and mother met while performing together as tight-wire walkers. When I was 12 years old I witnessed my mother’s tragic mishap on the wire. We were working an auditorium in Flint, Michigan, for a crowd of 250 autoworkers and their families when a misstep caused her to lose her balance. I watched in horror as she fell 65 feet hitting the ground with a sickening thud.
A deafening silence fell over the auditorium. Then suddenly the “Pacific Land Circus Band’ began to play “Entry of the Gladiators”, signaling the clowns in clown alley to redirect the crowd’s attention away from center stage, allowing the paramedics to see to her. All the while the clowns were shouting, “She’s all right, she’ll be just fine”, “On with the show”
I knew better. The next day the Flint Journals headlines read, “High wire walker falls to her death in front of hundreds.” This defining moment in my life set the stage for the macabre entertainer I would become.
I drifted along the Florida coast, ending up in Gibsonton, where I worked with a variety of carnival and circuses touring the U.S. Most notably, “the Prince Brothers Touring Sideshow and Menagerie.” A rickety outfit that paid homage to the old circus sideshows, most of the acts were of the sword swallowing, modern primitive variety and were shocking but harmless. We worked a lot of halls and small outdoor venues where I would wrangle chickens for the curiosity seekers amusement. I would put the birds under my hypnotic spell then bite their heads off in classic “geek” fashion to the horror of the unsuspecting audience. Eventually the ASPCA shut down the act, and I again found myself drifting from town to town.
It was during this period that I discovered the legalized world of gambling and prostitution in Pahrump, Nevada. An affluent woman who had succumbed to my charms advised me how best to use my “natural attributes” for personal gain. I was conflicted by my need to entertain and amuse, and my unwavering love of women. So I decided to combine my passions. I started sugarweasel.com a clown escort service that showcases all of my acquired skills and quickly established a devoted clientele. I currently reside in Austin Texas but still service clients in the greater Las Vegas area as a Bad Ass Mutha Funken Clown.
- Favorite Movies:
- Horror of course, and porn
- Favorite Writers:
- That's like asking whats my favorite food, it changes all the time
- Favorite Books:
- The good book
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Sugar Weasel's Blog
Viva la Sugar Weasel
Posted on May 6, 2012 at 2:06pm 2 Comments 0 Stabs
So what’s black and blue and hates sex? Sugar Weasel in the back of a Las Vegas police cruiser at 12:30 am. Now I’m no stranger to the inside of a jail cell but those of you who have been to Clark County Detention Center will agree with me, it’s no place for a naked clown on a Friday night. I know what your thinking, how badly does one have to fuck up to end up in jail in a city that’s built around, legalized gambling and prostitution? Pretty, damn badly.
I decided rather last minute…
ContinueComment Wall (3 comments)
- At 4:57am on February 28, 2013,
Marquis DeBlood said… Hey Hey Suger!! Happy Re-Birth Day!!
- At 7:45pm on August 17, 2012,
Something Horrible said… Hey! "like" us on facebook to check out our songs, and read about our bio, and upcoming shows and ep release this Fall! And don't forget to add us as a friend on Horror Punks! Facebook.com/TheDeadTerror
- At 4:41pm on May 6, 2012, Marquis DeBlood said…
Greetings and Welcome to Horror-Punks.com!!
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